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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

How Long is a Chinese name.

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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