- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Your eye color is very unique.

What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

The economy.

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

A horse walked into a barn...

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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