In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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i have cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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