Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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I'm funny.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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