- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

Libraries.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

Asian NASCAR.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

In Soviet Russia its very cold

Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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