- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

What rymes with milk..... milf

A hayride would be fun.

Asian NASCAR.

Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

My wife has terminal cancer.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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