Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Yo Mamma

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my names jim haha

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Libraries.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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Itookasipasoda

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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