What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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