how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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i have cancer

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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I like turtoes.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

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