What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

a man walks into a bar and dies

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

Womens Basketball.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

I'm funny.

The joke below me is retarded

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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