why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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Netball.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

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