Whats 9 + 10 19

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Netball.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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pussy enough said

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

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What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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black

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Anti Joke

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