- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

What do you call a black guy with a shotgun? A fine American citizen exercising his 2nd Amendment right.

So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

Who owns the streets of Comton The mayor

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

knock knock. no one's home..

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Poop.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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