why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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