What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Womens rights

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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