what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Q - Want to hear a joke? A - Me Too.

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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Walk in to a room and sing "if you're deaf and you know it, clap your hands!"

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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