what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Q. What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree A. A pool table

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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