what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

what happens when you wake up inception

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

A black guy gets arrested...

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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