What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

Where did John go? Refrigerator

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

a black guy with rights in 1924

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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