What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a car? A lot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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