- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

what happens when you wake up inception

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What is as dry as a bone? A bone

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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