How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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Diana and victoria

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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