roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

theres a fat guy

Penis.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How Long is a Chinese man.

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Like my status for a tbh?

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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