Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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