Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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who just made fun of katie matt

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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My life

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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69.... is a number

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Womens Sports

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