wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Knock Knock, Come in.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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