- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

What's funnier than 24? 25

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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