Ben is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Your mom.

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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French people.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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