One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Goat balls.

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What didn't last long? You in the bed

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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