Chuck Norris died.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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The Bible

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Rick Perry.

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Female Athletics

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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balls in ya mouf

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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