What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Two Jews walk in a bar...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

Roses are red Violets are blue

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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