Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

BIG PENIS

the cow goes moo

Women's rights.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

jgkbk,mn

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

I got shot, you laughed

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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