- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Global Warming.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

your fat

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Is Carly smart? No.

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