A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Well, this is fun.

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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