There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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Women rights..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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your moms so fat she has kankles

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Women's rights

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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