If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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Knock knock, come in.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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