What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Yo mama so fat she was diagnosed with diabetes and now has to regulate her daily intake of foods.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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youre gay

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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This site is hilarious oh wait...

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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