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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He wanted to catch the frisbee that was thrown to him.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why did German "shower heads" have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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