- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Magic Johnson has AIDS

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Knock Knock Come in!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

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