All dead all doom or all dead? How can you choose the question doesn't make sense. dead all dooom ohhhaklsdjfla;ksdjfal;skfjasd

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what did the clinically depressed man last post on twitter? "Oh cruel world, i finally lost all faith in the good of humanity. I am unloved and irrelevant to all. I know nobody will miss me, but goodbye anyway. #suicide " nobody followed him and saw the post and he died alone with nobody at his funeral.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Laura Pratz..

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