- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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