A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Diana and victoria

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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