extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i like pie

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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