3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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