My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Womens rights

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