Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Your mother is so fat.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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