What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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i like pie

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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2 guys are best friends from birth, one goes crazy and kills the others family and feel hatred towards each other for eternity.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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