What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Women's rights.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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Your mother is so fat.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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