- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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