Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What Do you Call Cheese that's not yours (nacho cheese?) *interrupt them violently and stare with crazy eyes!* STOLEN! I was gonna make quesadillas, now no quesadillas for anyone!

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Hi Adam,

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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666

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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