Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how do you make a baby float take you foot of its head

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Hi my name is Bob

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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