What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

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Anti Joke

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