What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What color is a banana? yellow.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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