Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? An Irish wedding is the celabration of two people joining in matrimony, and an Irish funeral is a somber rememberence of a deceased person.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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