what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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who farted i did :]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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A fat man on a moped

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q: why did the boy fall off his bike? A: he wasn't very coordinated

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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Why does an Irish cop wear a belt? To hold up his pants.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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