Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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Good to see you today!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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whats black. an african american person

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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