What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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lebron

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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